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What A Month!

2008-05-11T18:41:00.006+01:00

It has been an unlucky month for me!

my woofer was blown. geram betul. the bass sounds now sounds like knocking on an empty plastic pail. but i don't know whether should i get it repaired. it'll cost me money again.
injured my shin playing futbol but my ankle swollened??!! went to the hospital and the doctor told me it was internal bleeding! wtf? but the doctor assured me it was alright. oh, n my mom accidentally kicked me on my wound. pain, weiiiiiiiiiiii..... i teared!.
got rejected! .
asked marcus to buy me the convocation cd. then orange called n i asked him to get the cd cos he was helping me to collect my convocation photos. forgot to tell marcus and he bought me another cd. now i have 2 convocation cds. sigh. anyone wants to buy 1?.
wanted to go makan japanese buffet at tao. went there just to find out it was full..
went to sakae sushi instead. parked in front of the shopping mall like everyone did. kena saman illegal parking. ish...
supposed to have lunch with a friend at pg island. went all the way there manatau tak jadi!.
supposed to go on a date but the sky was dark, like it's gonna rain. so cancelled. but it didn't rain! postponed to monday...
went to QEII to release some stress. it was great but everyone left early. then i suggested go makan since i didn't want go back early but i didn't wanna eat. hehe.. on my way back, kena road block. mcb, road tax expired. sigh.. rm50 just flew away like that..
dad asked me to go home straight right after lunch at jiu jiu. but i wanted to go buy something. turned out from high way, road block lagi!!!!!!! luckily, someone made a u turn at one point. followed n made the u turn. if not 2 holes in my wallet. (turning point?? i hope so..).
cancelled my date this monday cos i didn't wanna jinx her. she's going for an interview at the U.S. embassy to get her student visa. so better not meet her..
don't know what's in store for me..

p/s: i believe in karma, "what goes around comes around", but karma has been unfair to me. had been, has been... will be?!

p/s: happy mommy's day! i love u mommy.. to all moms, soon to be moms and to those not a mom, you all will be moms one day, so happy mother's day!

千手观音 Thousand Hand Bodhisattva

2008-04-22T02:56:00.003+01:00

So mesmerizing!

Has anyone seen the real dead before?

These dancers are all hearing impaired!

I Just Want Bang Bang Bang!

2008-04-18T16:10:00.003+01:00

I just want bang, bang, bang!

I dont want relationship!

I just want bang, bang, bang!

I dont want to know your name.

I just want bang, bang, bang!

I dont want to meet you mom.

I just want bang, bang, bang!

Beish, you drive me insane when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

Ok, Annie, listen.

I dont want to make sex, eat chocolate, look at animals, take walk.

No.

You come home and you say, Hashmeer touch me down there, I like that.

I dont think so Annie, dont have time, want to drink, cigarette, you know.

You know what I need Annie?

I'll tell you what.

I just want bang, bang, bang!

I dont want to talk to you.

I just want bang, bang, bang!

I dont want to know your name

I just want bang, bang, bang!

I dont want relationship.

I just want bang, bang, bang!

Beish, you drive me insane when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

Oh, Hashmeer, Hashmeer, you look so good in that hat.

Why dont you give me lots of kaiss?

WROOONG!!

I dont think so Annie.

You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon, idiot!

I dont have time.

I have too many women.

All I got time for you know what is?

I just want bang, bang, bang!

I dont want to talk to you.

I just want bang, bang, bang!

I dont want to know your name

I just want bang, bang, bang!

Beish, you drive me insane when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

Beish, beish, beish, beish

When you give me that bang, bang, bang

Bang, bang, bang

Shiggity bang, bang, bang!

Shwat? bang, bang, bang!

I dont want relationship.

I just want bang, bang, bang!

Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survives in Malaysia‏?

2008-04-11T04:02:00.003+01:00

Let's do some simple calculations here.
In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but to make things simple, let's take RM3,000 as the figure.
Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son.
Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100

(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons....?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(Enough ah?)

School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610...

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?

Besides that, I believe there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be mad!!!!

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

2008-04-06T08:41:00.003+01:00

Hollywood in 2038

2008-04-02T07:19:00.004+01:00

Bread! Would You Eat It??!!

2008-03-30T15:05:00.003+01:00

Cool Drawings!

2008-03-03T07:26:00.001+01:00

My Parents Vs My Wife

2008-02-28T17:34:00.003+01:00

i was recently asked who would i choose between my parents and my wife. the answer is definitely my parents. my parents are everything to me. they went through so much to bring me up. seeing to my needs and wants. providing everything i asked for. i was a very hot tempered boy and i still am once in a while. you can always be that nice and kind person to your friends but to your parents, sometimes you just get annoyed and irritated easily. they put up with my attitude when i was in my rebellious teen years and still once in a while now. when i was a teen, i've always thought that i knew so much more than them and that they're old fashioned. thus whatever they did was to get in my way. to think back, i knew nothing and whatever they did was good for me. until now, there are times that we disagree. i think to fully realised that no matter what they do is for my own good is when i'm a parent myself. i've already lived one third of my life and i'm still living on them. they're always there for me no matter what the problem is. if u think u're friends are always there for u, that's not completely true. try getting yourself into really big shit, see if they still stand up for u. who will? your parents will! so, my parents are everything to me. and if my wife can't live with them, i can't live with her!

Lamelicious And Old?

2008-02-26T06:11:00.003+01:00

Am I really that lame? There's this friend of mine that kept on telling me that i'm lame. it's to the point that i myself think i'm lame. i'm just being myself but i didnt know myself is silly lame! haha.. i know i always embarass myself. something i've always succeed, mempersiasuikan diri sendiri..

do i really look that old? everyone is saying i look old. ppl always predict my age to be 27-28. there's this one time when i told a guy that i was going to further my studies, he stopped doing whatever he's doing and stared at me. he said, 'wtf? i thought u're working alrd! i'm 32yrs old and u looked older than me!' fucking ouchh, weyyyyyyyyyyy!! i may be old but i'm hot n macho. lol. kidding kidding, dont throw anything at me!

anyway, am i really that lame? and how do i make myself look younger?

Don't Like This Feeling!

2008-02-21T09:08:00.005+01:00

argghh... everything is just not right today. nothing goes the way i want it to be. i was blogging half way and i accidentally erased the whole post. what's wrong?

i'm so moody today. so emotional and sensitive. every words said to me i turned them into hurtful words. i cant expect everyone to say what i want to hear only, can i? i know those words didnt mean any harm but i'm being so negative today. i've got to be positive. i've got to be optimistic.

i had such wonderful and lovely days for the past few days. it's like i'm on cloud 9. i havent had such days for a long time. by why am i so down today?

is it because i interpreted everything wrong? is it because i interpreted them to be the way i want them to be? am i expecting the impossible? lut told me that i'm trying to make the impossible possible. and today that i've finally come to my senses, i cant take the truth?!

i think i've been in denial and i've been lying to myself. wake up, boy!!

but i'm just down

!!!

Tattoon

2008-02-15T11:04:00.004+01:00

I learnt a new word from my friend, Race, today.

"Tattoon"

Tattoon is a tattoo of a cartoon.

ROFL

Happy Valentine Everyone!

2008-02-14T10:42:00.002+01:00

I wish everyone of you all LOVE to make everything beautiful in your life!

Anyway I found this quote randomly on the net which I find it quite funny.

"If Love Is Blind, Why Is Lingerie So Popular?"

Haha..

Happy Valentine's Day!

Gabriel

2008-01-25T09:43:00.000+01:00

This movie is bad. Not worth even to buy pirated dvd. It's one of the worst movie I ever watched.

This movie starts off by saying 'please forgive me' for tricking you guys into watching this movie.

This movie tells the story of an Arc Angel who fights to bring light back to purgatory - a place where darkness rules - and save the souls of the city's inhabitants. Well, I think the story it's a lil bit like 'Brokeback Mountain'. Why?

Michael is in love with Gabriel who is in love with Jade. This made Michael and Jade enemies of love which was why Michael tore Jade's wings and made her a prostitute. Gabriel was actually confused whether he was gay or not. That's why Gabriel had severe headaches until Uriel calmed him down. After he had intimate relationship with Jade, he wanted to make things clear once for all; "I'll bring light by this week".

He confronted Michael. Michael told Gabriel that everything he did was for Gabriel. He became the fallen so that that place is crowded by darkness and the light cant reached. Then they can live together forever at that place which is not allowed where they came from.

Gabriel refused to live with Michael. Michael got furious and stabbed him. Gabriel wasn't satisfied; i die you die. So he stabbed Michael back. Michael loved Gabriel to his last breath and gave Gabriel a last gift; healed his wound. After Michael's death, Gabriel realised that he was actually in love with Michael, too. Gabriel was really sad and he cannot go back to where he came from after he had the answer, thus he committed suicide by jumping off the building.

The End.. Haha

Oh, if you count properly, there are only 6 angels and 6 fallens not 7 of each as it claimed.

They cut costs by using cheap contact lenses.

Which is why they're Far From Grace!

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

2007-12-30T18:31:00.001+01:00

This is what I think this movie is all about. When couples are not in good terms, they should go for a trip. Not any holiday tour but an adventurous one, i.e. treasure hunting, where both couples can work together and get their hands dirty. As seen in this movie, even after 32 years of separation they got back together. Wonderful, isn't it?

Here's a suggestion to you couples out there having problems, go for a camping trip! hehe

THE MONTHLY FLAVORS, WHICH ARE YOU?

2007-12-30T18:12:00.000+01:00

My birthday is in January. How true is it? Tell me...
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JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
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FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
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MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
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APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
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MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
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JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
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JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
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AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
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SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
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OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
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NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
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DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

kIDS IN sCHOOL THINK QUICKLY....

2007-12-24T19:36:00.000+01:00

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! ___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that wedidn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. ___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher...

Uncle Lim

2007-11-16T18:27:00.000+01:00

"UNCLE 林 (Genting Song)"

Taxi... Pergi Genting Highland...

唱：

GENTING HIGHLAND 佢话 GOHTONG JAYA

GOHTONG JAYA 劝你唔好赌身家...

唔好赌身家费事捱 NASI LEMAK

小赌最怡情听吓 UNCLE 林说话

GENTING 咁繁华开心玩 ...吓...啦 ...

RAP：

一九六九年云顶开咗间酒店

呢位大佬细人称UNCLE林

佢当年得到首相嘅钦点

就将酒店改为赌场大发展叻

经过多年苦心来改变啊

成为国际闻名嘅游乐园啊

从此大马赌王就係UNCLE 林

佢身家已经超过四十亿美元

唱：

四十亿美元就係UNCLE 林

RAP：

佢后生已经知道要慳儉

勤力做工每日只赚八角钱喎

慳吃慳駛重要储钱

寄返唐山俾亚妈去买田

生活情况后来有改善

就响半山巴开间五金店叻

一见钟情话有段姻缘

从此夫唱妇随去面对挑战

唱：
GENTING HIGHLAND 佢话 GOHTONG JAYA
GOHTONG JAYA 劝你唔好赌身家...
唔好赌身家费事捱 NASI LEMAK
小赌最怡情听吓 UNCLE 林说话
GENTING 咁繁华开心玩 ...吓...啦 ...

RAP：

佢白手兴家都会梦想实现

佢话管理之道靠眼光经验

今时嘅云顶係多元化集团啊

总共一万四千几个工作人员

尽管係富豪一手遮天

日常生活饮食就冇乜挑选

钟意清炒龙菜食田鸡粥

重有姜葱豆腐同福建炒面

唱：

福建炒面招呼UNCLE 林

RAP：

哪.. 人生虽然短短几十年

不枉此生做慈善就唔会手软

教育或医院残障老人院

回馈社会係佢嘅信念

佢一生传奇故事有本自传

得闲睇吓人生或者会改变

呢位慈善富豪值得我怀念

大家永远敬仰嘅 UNCLE 林

大家永远敬仰嘅 UNCLE林

UN...CLE...林 ...

PERGI GENTING

PERGI GENTING...

Woman

2007-11-16T08:57:00.001+01:00

How Many Ppl Do You See??!!

2007-11-05T08:44:00.000+01:00

This spooky poster of the movie The Last Breath has a secret that lieswithin it.

Initially, the designer of this poster was told to create 9 ppl in the poster. However, he added 2 more in it. He waited till the poster was sentfor mass production before he told his boss about it. His boss was shockedbut realised it was too late to recall the posters...

In fact, there are actually 11 figures in the poster. Can you find them?

Words Jumble

2007-10-21T07:30:00.000+01:00

READ THIS..

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, theolny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteerbe in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotlmses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raedervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Crazy Indian Video courtesy of KennethG

2007-10-08T20:00:00.000+01:00

Craving For Chocolate

2007-10-04T06:04:00.000+01:00

me want valrhona, michel cluizel n gold ballotin by godiva!

whose gonna get me those?

求佛 by 誓言

2007-10-02T04:54:00.000+01:00

special request by Marcus!

堅持 by 翁立友

2007-10-01T05:57:00.000+01:00

i love hokkien songs. this song is meaningful n motivating.

大悲咒

2007-10-01T05:35:00.000+01:00

i love this song. those whom had been driven by me know i love this song. right, avis, marcus & mei?

Question by aVis nG

2007-09-27T03:52:00.000+01:00

what is a panda's biggest regret?

Loser

2007-09-18T17:59:00.000+01:00

argh.. so i failed. just got back from drinking at illusion. when the f%@# can i quit? i dont have enough will power. tonight was quite slow till the pole dancers danced. cool. one of them climbed the pole all the way to the top. not once but twice maybe more but i went home. wasnt really interested in the dancers. they were pretty sexy and hot. what's wrong with me? turning gay? no way..

n i failed quiting smoking. was on my way to college.. drove passed college unconsciously and end up by a roadside indian store. bought myself a pack of cigs. damn.

oh, i've started going to classes. it was so so. havent really made any new friends. to date, i've only knew a couple of guys. i'm a fcuking lansi bastard, that's why. kidding.. i'm just too shy to approach them. i'm big in size but i'm timid. just like a mouse. to think bout it.. i was born on 1984 which is the year of mouse but according to chinese lunar calendar i was born in the year of pig. that explains why i'm big in size but guts are small.. haha..

Change For The Better!!

2007-09-18T07:33:00.000+01:00

this sucks.. uric acid striked back. me joints pain to the point me walk pain. argh.. me need quit drinking.

oh, me also promised to quit smoking. hahaha..

you think me will success? you wish me luck.

me good you bad.

me live you die.

me wanna be healthy.

Geramnya!!!

2007-09-06T18:21:00.000+01:00

i went out for a drink with my friend just now.

he asked me why not i let my hair grow instead of botak?

i told him this make me special as youngsters now like to keep their hair spiky pointing here and there like an animal's mane (no offence).

he looked at my hair, then he said, "you shouldn't shave your hair, not many ppl your age is balding. that'll make you even more special!"

got shot right through my heart!!! ouch...

mood: my sentiment is tossing like the sea in the storm now.....

Until Your Dreams Come True

2007-08-31T19:37:00.000+01:00

Until your dreams come true,

I will be smiling and look up at the stars and pray,

And I will be here,

I want to be your sky,

And envelope your sadness,

Whenever you look up the sky,

You will know you are not alone,

Even if you are far away,

You know you have a place to come back to

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Lobster Char Hor Fun

2007-08-26T17:59:00.000+01:00

^ wahaha^

Confucious said..

2007-08-23T08:04:00.000+01:00

confucious said.. 'don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you.'

as we grow older we'll learn more and more that ppl around us only care for themselves. it's quite selfish out there. some come to you when they need help. some come to you because you've got something they want. some treat you like a spare tyre, only come to you when they've got no one to turn to. some treat one gender too much better. so how do you want me to treat you good when you don't treat me the same?

as i grow older, my circle of friends get smaller. some found new friends. some busy working thus drifted apart. some found new walk of life. some this and that. there's just too many some. are we able to keep them in the circle? sometimes it's just too hard. i've got my own busy busy, they've got theirs. you just can't clap with one hand, can you?

yes, of course i'm still surrounded by genuine, sincere, generous and kind friends. but i've neglected some, hmmm... lots? of my friends. i'm sorry. i truly regret what i've done.

Life Sucks For Now..

2007-08-13T19:18:00.000+01:00

man.. i think i'm an alcoholic now. was drinking like everyday. slowing down now. no no, i'm still not a good drinker. one sip of beer and my face will turn red like "kuan kong". got to stop drinking. i'm also smoking too much. samantha said that i smoke like a chimney. i think i'm getting from bad to worse.

lots of things had happened since i got back from uk. cant blog bout them. *nothing to do with me* my friends have shown me alot of things from the past months. MONEY IS EVERYTHING. money can buy almost everything.. no, money can buy everything. love, health and happiness..

anyway, my resit is couple of weeks away and i havent done revising. i'm just a quarter way. i tried but couldn't force myself to study hard. damnit. i really dont want to go back to uk. i'm really pressured. really stressed. so much distractions.. argh.. so many thoughts going on in my mind. so many worries.. this and that.. man.. i'm going nuts.. this is the worst time of my life but it is also the most fun time in my life. wahaha..

i just found out from li nie that i'm not a buddhist. i'm a taoist. wahaha.. for the past 20 yrs i thought i was a buddhist but was practising taoism.

that's it for now. i need to pass this resit. friends, please include me in your prayers. i need them. and i'll pray for you ppl, too.

What you think?

2007-08-06T05:56:00.000+01:00

my dad told me that 'money is not everything but without money you're nothing'. but in my opinion money is everything.. what say you?

hiye!!

2007-07-22T17:23:00.000+01:00

hey ppl.. 2 months since i last blogged.. bloged? i guess no one is reading my blog anymore. oh well, i've got nothing to do now might as well update my blog. but i dont really know what to say.

since i got back from uk, i've seen things which i never thought that i would. i've done things which i never thought i would do. am living beyond.. no no.. was living beyond my means and imaginations. one of my happiest moment in my life. hahaha.. thanks guys..

but now.. i've got 1 paper to go.. argh.. damnit..

Musical Vienna Struddel

2007-05-29T18:33:00.000+01:00

vienna... went to watched the Vienna's Mozart Concert yesterday night. it was awesome. so beautiful. and i've never clapped my hands so many times. and the last song, we all get to play along with the orchestra. fabulous.. gonna attend another concert in prague. i bet it's gonna be as good.. i've never thought that i would enjoy classical music..

the food is here similar to german. schnitzel schnitzel schnitzel.. i didnt get to eat the apple struddel, the restaurant i went to was out of it. she recommended me to a nearby bakery but by the time i had my dinner, it was closed. nvm nvm.. maybe i'll visit vienna again...

anyway, i dont know what else to say..

will be czech-ing out prague tomorrow with karen and grace.. i've been travelling alone for 9 days now. haha.. it's good that i'll be meeting up with my friends now. what've i learned so far? hmmm.. i dont know.. but if you need advise, i'll most probably will be able to help you out. there are both pros and cons travelling alone. but it's not that interesting or exciting as i thought it would be. but it's definitely a good experience..

that's it for now..
bye...

sometimes

2007-05-28T08:35:00.000+01:00

sometimes we'll only be appreciated to a certain point and to that extent only

anything more that we do for them would be down the drain

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i'm in hungary and i'm hungry..

2007-05-26T16:56:00.000+01:00

ok, the title is lame.. forget bout that..

today is my 3rd day here in budapest. will catch a train to vienna tmr. yes, i'm getting better. still on antibiotic. went to a doctor in berlin n it's expensive.. 33euros for the consultation fee n the doctor didnt even check my throat or ask how many days have i been sick and etc. he just prescribed with medicines and that's it. blardy hell. the medicines cost another 40 euros. damn.. it's the most expensive sick experience.

anyway.. i've met quite a few of sad lonely anti social travellers like me. hahaha.. they're all cool and friendly. i heard from one of my roommates in berlin that he just met a malaysian travelling alone in europe for 3 months and 1 more month to go. that's crazy. i wont do that. never ever.. it's too long. and i thought asians won't travel alone but i was wrong. there are quite a few. the locals have been very friendly, too. they'll come up to me and ask if i need help with the directions and all.

the first night i was in budapest.. i was walking around and these 2 slim long legs ladies came to me and asked for direction and they became interested in me. asked me if i wanna go for a drink or something. i rejected, of course. something fishy. after much rejection, they let me go. i kept on walking and another 2 ladies came up to me and did the same thing. haha.. deja vu? no way.. i've already read bout this situation. they'll pretend to be interested in you and invite you for a drink or dinner "to know more bout you". they actually work for pubs. they'll order very very expensive dishes and drinks. and they'll made you pay. i'm not dumb dumb. but horny guys might fall into their traps. oh, ju would love this, he's been asking me to go with him.. there are quite a few nightclubs (strip club) around the city.

oh, i went caving yesterday. it was an awesome 3 hours 5km tour. we crawled, slided, climbed and anything you can think of. there were names for passages, too.. the wedgie, the birth canal and so many more, i cant even remember. why wedgie? haha, when you're going through it, you'll feel like someone did a wedgie on you. and birth canal? like you just got out from your mom's... and the last 30meters was the best part. we had the light turned off; complete darkness. and we caved all the way out. we formed a line. and the cave guide will instruct the person behind him and she'll pass on the info to me and i'll pass on to the next and to the next. that's was so cool. now i know how it is like being blind. you guys should try caving, at least once in your life. do you know what's the world's most extreme sport? cave diving...

i wanted to go for the famous baths. it's supposed to be healthy, rejuvenate and cure your sickness. but i changed my mind. i went there and and saw *i think* all old people. so i thought, they're all sick, coughing, sneezing and i'll be in the same bath with them. how is that going to make me healthier? i'll definitely fall sick again. haha.. i'm just kidding, they're not sick. they're healthy people. i'm just not comfortable seing them in speedos and bikinis. *sweat*

the sun is burning me to the point i think i'm the hottest chinese boy in europe. now me and louis koo are twins. hahahaha.. yes yes.. start phui-ing and clear you throats.. haha..

that's it for now..

Greetings From Germany

2007-05-21T18:20:00.000+01:00

damn it.. i'm sick n it's getting worse. went to the pharmacist just now but they wont prescribe any antibiotics to me. but she directed me to a doc, she's real nice. BUT the doc is sick, too.. sigh.. hopefully he'll be working by tmr.

oh ya, derrick, thanks for calling.. n cai mei, thanks for ur concern. hopefully i'll get better soon. a very nice lady indeed. this means i can tease n bully her more. hahahaha

ok. what can i say bout germany? it's really hot. man i've got 11 more days to go.. shouldn't have come around this time. n i dont see much tourists, too. maybe it's too hot or those places i've visited today arent popular. i hate the weather. too hot for me n i'm sick.

i'm staying at this hostel call the circus. it's really nice. the staffs are friendly. i havent met my room mates yet. but i think they're all girls. haha.. will let u all know by tmr. hehehe..

the good thing bout travelling alone. can go anywhere i want. can chill anytime i want. can do anything i want.

the bad thing, i've got no one to talk to. hahaha.. i was planning to go out with my roommates but i'm sick. being sick really spoils everything. but beer is cooling, init? so maybe it'll cure my feeeever, sore throat but not flu?? i dont know.. n if i dont go out i dont know what to do in the night.. sigh.. but i'm sick, so am suppose to stay in. double sigh.. another bad thing is that i'm not in any photos. ahahaha... thanks karen for the camera.

i seriously dont know what else to say. actually, it's bcos i'm too sick to write anymore. hopefully will be able to blog tmr.
chow..

sick??!!!

2007-05-20T16:11:00.000+01:00

this is not happening! not right now.. i'm goin off in a bit and i'm down with fever and sore throat! arghhhh...

eXams oVer

2007-05-20T10:07:00.000+01:00

Yeah!!! Exam's over.. one hell of a week. to be honest, i didnt do well. might probably need to re-sit for 2 modules.i dreamt i failed 2 modules, too.. but i pray that i'll pass. anyway, enough of exams. hopefully no more exams till next year!

ok, you all might think it's crazy but i'm backpacking europe alone. why? my friends still have exams and karen didnt want to go where i want to go. so, i might as well take this opportunity to prove something and be ameliorated.

first, i want to prove to my parents that i'm old enough to be independent. they've been over protective and worry about me too much. can you imagine that my parents kept on asking me to ask my friends to accompany me whenever i want to go down to bristol city. and when i came back from xmas last year, my parents asked to me to look at my friend's flight ticket to make sure that he was flying with me. he might changed his flight according to his preference, i cannot kept on checking his flight ticket. and what danger is there to fly alone? even young kids fly alone nowadays. but i understand that they love me very much and being the only child. i love them most but i just want to let them know that i'm old enough to take care of myself.

secondly, i haven't done anything in my life which i can be proud of or a great adventure to tell. this might actually be it. not many asians would backpack alone. except for chris, avis's girl friend. she backpacked to USA for 3 months. i salute. it takes a lot of courage. i've been a pussy for too long. it's time for me to change. i've got to be confident with myself.

thirdly, alan travelled alone before.. so, if he can do it, i can do it. marcus also told me that he would backpacked alone, too. he supported me and assured me that it won't be scary and i would meet nice people. so, it was all set.. BUT after i made all my bookings, alan started telling me stories that his friends had been robbed/mugged. shite! n karen just told me that alan can, because he's bigger size and looked fiercer than me. ish ish.. these are making me nervous and a lil regret. but there's no turning back now. so, it's going to be a 9 days' practical test. i can do it! we'll see how it goes. will try to update my blog during the trip.

here's the itinerary. i'll take a bus down to stansted, will be flying from there to berlin; stay in berlin for 3 days. fly down to budapest; stay for 3 days. take a train up to vienna; stay for 3 days. take another train up to prague where i'll meet up with karen and grace; stay for 4 days. and fly back to bristol..

i hope i'll have a safe journey and everything will turn out great. i'm sure i'm gonna learn heaps like what dee said.

by the end of this month, i'll be graduating with a degree in tourism, practically and not theoretically.. hehe.. double degree!!

that's it for now..

word association

2007-05-16T20:18:00.000+01:00

Now, this game is simple. We start off with a simple word, and any person can post another word that is associated with the previous word. This keeps going and can end up in any direction.

start: APPLE

3-word story

2007-05-16T19:57:00.000+01:00

this is a 3 word story game.

instructions: it goes like this, 1 person types 3 words then another person types 3 more words to add on to that.

example: the lazy monk --> is most handsome --> of the ugliest

get it?

Word Train

2007-05-16T19:53:00.000+01:00

instruction: start a word and the next word must start with the last character of the previous word

start: exam

Word Change

2007-05-16T19:44:00.000+01:00

instructions: it starts with a four letter word, and the word changes by one letter. No adding or subtracting letters

example: if the word is bell --> tell --> tall --> fall --> fail. Get it?

let's see how far it can go..

OK, lets start: pool

Thoughtless

2007-05-14T03:25:00.000+01:00

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Happy Birthday Dee..

2007-05-10T02:02:00.000+01:00

we'll still be there for u when u're 62..

Cute lil puki.. haha..

2007-05-09T17:52:00.000+01:00

"Let Shanghai Bank manage your finance. Bring PUKI home!"

the video

i quote kennysia,

"If the name of that little pig is called PUKI, does that mean his mother is called PUKIMA?"

i'm ranting again..

2007-05-09T15:21:00.000+01:00

definitely not a good day. my old friend, sun has not been visiting me for the past few days. the other 2 friends i love, rain and cloud have been accompanying me since then. i definitely love rain and cloud more than the sun. but just not today. made my day gloomy and made me moody.

couldnt sleep again. so, went to collect my courseworks this morning but there is still a fixed collection time. oh well, at least i know when to collect them tomorrow.

received the bag i bought in ebay but it's not what i wanted. probably gonna put it up on the ebay. i just want to cover back the cost.

i had 5 hours of sleep yesterday but incredibly i was awake for almost 24 hours. those who know me know that this is incredible cause sleep is very important to me. 8 hours would be just right, 9 hours would better and 10 hours would be perfect. finally, somnolent kicked in. YES, i'm gonna have a full siesta to the slumberland. but NOOoo, the fire alarm went off. being in a lethargy state, i walked down 6 floors in my tortoise pace.

GUESS WHAT? it was a fire drill and my name was recorded for not making it down in time. yes, i know that it's a good exercise but it's exam month. AND i just slept for 5 hours. they shouldn't be doing this now. AND it's raining. what if i fall sick? AND it's so cold.. dont know what else to say.

i'm expecting to receive a warning letter (for taking my tortoise pace) soon. mannnn... the management should just write to my parents. maybe my parents will cane me.

everything here is all about epistolary communication. i and everyone else got like half dozen of letter to warn me of tv license. if added up together, i think they have already sent a tree. but no one could just be bothered to reply. they just kept on sending and we kept on throwing away. who possibily can get scared by these letters? if you do, no offence..

arghh... i should stop grumbling.. i hope i dont rant tomorrow..

to everyone who's having exam, all the best and throw in all you've got..

pray for me and i'll pray for you..

don't pray for me, i'll still pray for you..

good luck..

LLB (Hons) = Living Life Badly (Honest)

i rant..

2007-05-08T07:01:00.000+01:00

exam starts this coming monday. yes, it's so near.. and i wasted one whole day yesterday. didnt study even a tiny bit. damnit. it's 7am now and i still can't sleep. i'm mentally tired but i cant sleep. i don't want to be a nocturnal. i want to fight under the sunshine and rest under the moonlight and not the other way round.

i'm so cranky right now. i'm so pissed with myself. i did nothing but stare cock at my laptop for the past 7 hours. i could have read. shooot me bang bang. now that the day is bright, my body feel like resting. but my brain is asking me to study cause i WASTED so much of the precious time. which to choose? f#@% it. instead of continue to rant, i should read. decided la. fight under the sunshine and continue to fight under the moonlight to make up the loss time.

my eyes asked me to sleep. i'll listen to my eyes. they see things more than the others. haha.. can i ponteng exam?

LSW v ATML, Re Emotional Intelligence Quotient [2007]

2007-05-07T20:02:00.000+01:00

FACTS

LSW did the EQ test which was posted in Alan Tan's blog. the result was....

i had an EQ of 147!!

"131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin."

OBITER DICTA
what do u think? haha.. yes, i'm fishing for compliments. come on, i'm stress over exams. so, lie to me make me happy.

FACTS continue...
alan's EQ was 160.. that can't be true.

"150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar."

VERDICT
it is beyond reasonable doubt that he is a dirty liar. oh well, because i watched him grow from a BOY who can't enter a casino to a BOY who recently can enter a casino legally, i shall be kind to him (kindness is my nature.. hehe) so, it shall be on balance of probabilities that he was lying through the test.

Talk Cock Sing Song

2007-04-30T23:16:00.000+01:00

people who are early/on time have nothing else better to do!

agree?

Damnit!!! Why Am I Not Determined?

2007-04-24T02:51:00.000+01:00

2005
FATTEST point of my life. hahaha.. there was once when i was strolling in a shopping mall and i bumped into my friend. he said i looked like BRAD PITT. i got a shocked.. i knew he must be teasing me.. but i was in denial, i thought he thought i look as good as BRAD PITT. so, i embarassingly replied, "no la, where got?!" he said, "WHAT?!! you couldnt possibly think that i referred you to BRAD PITT!!! i said u look like BLACK PIG!"
haha.. just a joke la...

2006

i decided that i need to change the way i looked. went on a strict diet and gym almost every other day. marcus was my gym partner and was watching over my diet. there was once when i ate just a small lil bun on top of the diet i was having and marcus sounded me for the whole F#*@%&$ day! hilda said i wasn't "cute" anymore. only then i realised that she meant cute as fat. so all the while when she called me cute, she was actually calling me fatty. hahaha.. but i still love you 3 angels; hilda, yvonne & yamuna. missing my angels..

2007

yes. i put on weight. damnit. why am i not determined? thanks to karen for recommending DORITOS and BEN & JERRY. thanks to marcus for being such a good cook; hainanese ma. haha.. and many many many thanks to sern wei for being a greedy pig. i cannot go on like this. i should be determined. i don't want to be "cute" again..

sigh..

Koi ::I Like::

2007-04-22T13:44:00.000+01:00

"The Japanese consider it the most spirited of fish, so full of energy and power that it can fight its way up swift-running streams and cascades. Because of its strength and determination to overcome all obstacles, it stands for courage and the ability to attain high goals. The carp is an appropriate symbol to encourage the overcoming of life's difficulties leading to consequent success."

"The great Koi fish is a symbol of majesty that awes the raksas, nagas & demons into submission & the basket where they will be contained."

"It is also homophonic with "profit" or "advantage" whilst "fish" is homophonic to "surplus" or "wealth". Paintings featuring Koi Carp are therefore considered symbolic of good fortune in business or academic life. The Carp is also considered a symbol of endurance and perseverance, and is said to be able to progress along the mighty rapids of the Yellow River leaving all other fish behind. Comparisons are drawn with businessmen seeking advantage over their competitors. Carp, according to ancient belief could transform themselves into dragons when they reached 100 years old."

"There is another word to describe "love" which is "koi". The kanji character for "kokoro (heart)" is included as part of both kanji characters. Both "ai" and "koi" are probably translated as "love" in English. However, they have slightly different nuance :"Koi" is a love for the opposite sex, or a longing feeling for a specific person. It can be described as "romantic love" or "passionate love". While "ai" has the same meaning as "koi," it also has a definition of a general feeling of love. "Koi" can be selfish, but "ai" is a real love. Here are some lines that explain them well: Koi is always wanting. Ai is always giving."

"... Their whiskers also represent wisdom, and fresh blood drawn from a koi is said to be a most potent tonic. Koi have the affections of Japanese people since they have been kept as pets for nearly 800 years. On the public festival known as Children's Day, children fly tubular flags fashioned and painted like koi, in the hope that they too will grow up as strong and good as koi. The history of koi goes back further in China, where the legend of koi that migrate up the waterfalls of the Yellow River turn into dragons dates back to prehistory. In Japanese this is known as toryumon."

TALK COCK SING SONG

2007-04-15T20:14:00.000+01:00

don't fuck with me! i know kungfu and 37 other dangerous words!!

Bath, Somerset

2007-04-14T18:57:00.000+01:00

went to bath yesterday. the bus was supposed to be at 9.30am but it came an hour late. damnit... we wanted to visit the stonehenge, a world heritage site but it'll take 2 hours to the site. because we were delayed by the bus, we had to compromise between to walk around bath or to the stonehenge. we decide to walk around bath.

there's nothing much to see in bath. first stop in roman baths, nothing much to see. but something interesting happened in the roman baths. there was a girl wearing low cut dress with huge boobies. i didnt notice her till antonis told me to look at her. but we didnt know that the girl's mom was standing right beside us when antonis told me. hahaha.. the mom then whispered to her and she started to adjust her shirt and was trying to cover her boobies. what a joke! if she doesnt want to show them what for she pang phuah liap la. she should have wore something more proper. she must be proud of her assets to wear low cut dress. why not just show them?! girls are girls.. and she said something like "these guys like boobs" *lol* we're not perverts but the whole situation made us look like one. shite..

then we had lunch at the pump room. fine dining, but it cost us 20quid each! *ouch* the food cant even fill a quarter of my stomach. then walked around.. abbey bath (we didnt go in cause we visited enough churches when we were in italy) and the pulteney bridge.

then we chilled at the parades garden while we waited for the bus back to bristol. another funny story to tell. karen was trying to take a photo of me when she lost her balance and she fell. hahaha.. how i wish she rolled down the slope!! haha.. jus kidding..

To Santa Claus, santaclaus@saintnicholas.com

2007-04-11T22:56:00.000+01:00

dear uncle santa,

how's it going? i've never heard from you. how are your pet reindeers? i wrote to uncle choi sun but he never reply. he must have been busy working his arse off in china. afterall, china has the largest population in the world. so, i thought i should write to you instead.

oh, did u know that if all the chinese are to form a single line (including new borns), the line will never end! cool, huh?! i bet u dont know that cause you're always hiding in your ice rathole. get out from there, come visit me. you dont want to be the frog under the coconut husk, do you?

dont come in your sleigh, uncle. malaysia doesnt snow, just in case you dont know that. i reckon you to fly by MAS. you should be able to get a pretty good deal as our government is promoting Visit Malaysia 2007. yea, you should fly MAS as its business not doing well either. each and every customer matters to them. you'll know if you've been reading newspapers! and, er.. you should shave your beard. you dont want to be suspected as a terrorist. i dont understand why you and uncle choi sun love to keep beard. i'm sure you both will look younger without it. and why do you and uncle choi sun like to wear hat/cap and dress in red? try some other colours, turquoise maybe?!

yeap, you definitely need to visit malaysia. get tanned..girls are crazy it, i think. that's why louis koo is doing so well and no wonder marcus tan wanna get tanned so badly. fair is not 'in' anymore. just look at michael jackson now. sigh..

i'll bring you around. feast yourself with some penang laksa and char koay teow. you should try, it's better than western food. you should also try hup seng square crackers dipped in kopi O which i personally think taste better than your favaurite cookies and milk. don't you get bored?

after leaving so long in north pole, i think you must be bored looking at seals moving around and popping their heads out from ice holes. you should see our version; huge rats running around the longkang. haha..

and if you cant tolerate the weather, you can always go up to genting. home to one the biggest casino in the world. try your luck and win some ringgit. he's a bad person. he always cheat my money. he's naughty and not nice, so no presents for him, ok? we definitely have to hike mount kinabalu, i mean you. lose some weight and you'll be able to put more presents in your sleigh.

uncle, i believed in you since i learn about you. but you never visit me with presents *sob*. i think it's because it doesnt snow at my place and my house doesnt have a chimney. or is it because we serve hup seng crackers with kopiO and not cookies and milk? nevermind, forget about it. it's rude not to bring gifts when you visit someone. i know i should only ask for one present. but you've neglected me for 22 years. it's only fair if u bring me more presents this time. so here's a list of presents that i want.

one last thing, if you go yum cha with uncle choi sun, can u please ask him to bless my parents with wealth in health and health in wealth. thanks

many many many hugs,
lazy monk

Prank

2007-04-09T10:03:00.000+01:00

this vid is hilarious although that 2 guys are arseholes.

i still remember, back in high school days, my friends and i pranked a girl (cant remember who she was). we called up her mom and pretended to be from the school disciplinary board. informed her mom that she hadnt been attending classes often. little did we know and very unfortunate for her, she had been ponteng-ing classes. hahaha.. come to think bout it, we're just trying to set a good example and upheld the school's disciplinaries; NO TRUANCY!

i really miss those times in high school. i've got my ups and downs but everyday was an exciting and fun day. i found most of my brathers during high school, i dont have to name them, they know who they are. we've been through so much. i love you guys. i'm really happy that we're all still together although one has left us. dont know why, what happened, or did we step on his tail? i must admit that sometimes i ffk u ppl. i'm really sorry, will try not to do it anymore. I MISS YOU ALL!!

Tomyum & Haircut

2007-04-08T15:25:00.000+01:00

we cooked a wonderFULL tomyum dinner yesterday. we cooked too much actually but it was delicious. like marcus said, "the best we could get in bristol". *one thumb up* however, it's no where close to the tomyum i had in pratunam, bkk. BUT, i would say that the food doesnt matter that much (but the food must be okla), it's who u're eating it with. so, *two thumbs up* honestly, i dont think i could survive this long in bristol without the 2 hainanese cuzins. love you two!!

guess what happened after dinner? haircut!! no, not in toni & guys but in tomyum & haircut. hahaha.. okok, i think that was lame. the 2 hainanese barbers shaved my head. not yet hairstylists.. marcus was not too bad but karen was dangerous!! she waved the scissors around aimlessly and dangerously. i might be killed having a haircut. thank god i made it out alive.. haha.. i was already very embarassed bout my dandruff n a couple of pimples on my head and karen made me felt worse when she kept on remarking about them. sigh.. i've got a mohawk hair now. i still cant believe that i let them talked me into keeping the mohawk. i'm feeling quite uncomfortable with it. ppl start to stare cock at me and it's like i'm inviting ppl to smack me. but the hainanese cuzins said it's cool. there's a saying that say "out of 10 hainanese, 9 have mood swings and 1 is crazy". i better not listen to them.. will have it shaved off later. hahaha..

Ciao Firenze..

2007-04-06T22:43:00.000+01:00

it's quite a small town. it's walking distance to almost all the attractions.

1. we checked into a nicer hostel this time. we got a room just for us. we finally get to enjoy hot showers and the toilets were clean.

2. oh, i broke the bed but it wasnt my fault. the screw of that bed was loose. it must be the result of karen turning left and right in her sleep the night before. so happened i sat on it and it broke. unlucky and unfortunate sern wei. *i'm innocent #3* marcus agrees with me in this one.

3. we ate traditional italian style pig's stomach at the market near to the duomo. close to asian food but not that good compares to asian food. we left our signature there, too. when you're at florence, remember to look for that shop, look for our names, tell the lady owner we recommended you and you'll get discount. cool, huh?!

4. we visited the oldest church in florence which was consecrated in 393a.c. it's about 1600 years old.

5. we conquered 414 steps to the top of giotto's bell tower. we paid and we suffered. but the view from the top was worth it.

6. the leaning tower of pisa, my third wonder of the world. it's leaning about 4.5m to one side. that's alot. had to wait for few hours before our turn to climb up pisa; about 300 steps. the waiting was dreadful..

wonder at my back and 2 wonderful ladies by my side. u can't get luckier than me ;)

7. we had a wonderful dinner at this restaurant,Golden View Open Gallery by the arno river but we couldnt get a table by the window overseeing the river. but it was a wonderful dinner. the food was delicious, the wine was good and the company was great. a few glasses of wine and marcus was tipsy. haha. sorry to say this but cai mei can drink better than you, marcus. i quote russell peters, "be a man!"

here are some italian words i learned
1. ciao - hello/goodbye
2. buongiorno - good day
3. buonasera - good evening/afternoon
4. arrivederci - goodbye
5. grazie - thank you
6. bella - beautiful
7. grazie - thank you
8. prego - welcome

9. parla inglese? - do you speak English?

ciao bella italia..

p/s: how do you call spaghetti in italian?

Città del Vaticano

2007-04-06T12:52:00.000+01:00

can u walk a country in a day? i DID.. i walked the vatican city in half a day. it's the smallest independent nation in the world. it's territory consists of a walled enclave within the city of rome. there wasnt much to say as we only spent half a day here.

1. we actually wanted to visit the vatican a day before but the queue stretched almost 2km. we came back early the next day to beat the queue; about 8am.

2. there were so many paintings, on the walls and ceilings. there were so much to see on the ceilings till my neck ached. so many statues, tooo.. left and right..

3. i finally found an english spoken tour guide in saint peter. so i tried to eavesdrop on her introducing the saint peter. karen misunderstood me for checking girls out and sounded me. poor sern wei was innocent. *i'm innocent #2*

inside saint peter

p/s: come to think about it, this is the only place where karen's poo radar didnt work. ;)

Buongiorno Roma!!

2007-04-06T11:17:00.000+01:00

Ciao (hello) ppl.. i just got back from italia last monday. everything was too much. i've never had so much pizza, pasta and gelato in my life. i've never seen so many statues. i've never been to a church and i've visited a life's worth of churches in this trip. so here are the highlights.

1. our flight to rome was early and the last bus to stansted was bout 11pm. waiting at the airport wasnt as fun as i thought it would be. i tried to sleep but the monkeys are always up to mischief (marcus tried to tie both of my shoe laces together. bro, what if i fall face flat on the ground?!!!) so i got to be alert.

2. first few hours in rome, Karen's radar started picking up dog poos here and there, north south east west, behing and inside the rocks *knock knock* inside the rocks?!! yea, it's weird but thats what she said. haha.

3. got to the hostel but it was still close. damn it. waited an hour or two before we checked in. but companions were good so nothing to complain bout the waiting. this is my first time staying in a hostel/backpackers. let me tell u(complain) bout my stay here. the shower bath was bad; sometimes cold sometimes hot. if u're a light sleeper, then this is definitely not a place for u to stay cos there'll be snore orchestra playing every night. i'm not complaining bout this as i'm a member of the orchestra *wink*. oh, marcus's alarm woke everyone up. he didnt know cos he had his ipod pluged into his ear. i didnt care cos i was too tired. Karen thought it was my alarm so she kicked my bed many many many times till i nearly fell off the bed. i'm pissed. *i'm innocent #1* learned to play foosball during the stay. lost to ivano (owner of the hostel) 3 nights in the row but marcus lost to me 3 nights in a row. haha

4. oh ya, i was named Sonny by one of the waiters in La Tavernetta. to coringT who calls me senior and derrick, hilda n others who call me george, if u guys dont wanna call me by my name, u can call me sonny. it sounds better than george *yuck*.

5. this time, i get to board the tube first cos they're feeling guilty for leaving me behind when we were in london. haha. marcus with his bad sense of direction strikes again. he led us to wrong tubes 3 times. when are u gonna admit that??

6. we visited trevi fountain 4 times cos karen said we need to see the fountain in the day, at night and anytime of the day. hehe..

7. we dined in LC Rest where tom cruise dined before

8. we met up with cai mei n shafiq on the last in rome. it was a good thing as i was getting bored seeing the same person 24/7. hahahaha.. i'm kidding.

9. u can find fake LV, gucci, prada etc n pirated vcds n dvds on the street, too. n they drive like malaysians, too.. way to go!!

i think that's bout it..

Silence Is Golden

2007-04-05T10:50:00.001+01:00

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What will you do??!!

2007-03-26T04:03:00.000+01:00

ppl.. lets just say that you went to a club n u saw this nab sot karipok (hokkien slang for chun chicks la..) girl dancing. she is so gorgeous that you cant resist but to make moves. you hit on her. she responded. it went on so smooth that you got to take her home.

u took her home that night. she fucked the brains out of u. it was the best fuck ever had that u would trade anything to fuck her again..

u were so tired & mesmerising..

when she said she wanted to tell u a secret....

"i'm actually your best friend. i went for a sex change n i wanted u to be my first!"

what will you do??!! **cover the face conquer the base?** haha

dont kill yourself! s/he might be the one for you. live life long enough to find the right one. here's a video of advice for u..

Sugar Baby Love
Uploaded by sernwei

Friends!

2007-03-18T13:31:00.000+01:00

especially

malaysia!

hehe

Got to buck up!!

2007-03-13T17:23:00.000+01:00

arghhhh.. exam timetable was out last night. bad news - i've got 4 exams back to back in a week. good news - get it done & over with in a week while marcus can sit in his room for another 2 weeks of anxiety. haha..

knowing that i've got so much to revise in such a short time roused me from lethargy. i've procrastinated enough. got to change. this is something i've not done before, i dragged my arse to the library and parked there till 4 or 5 am. i wanted to stay on longer but Company Law sprinkled its magical powders which lulled me into a somnolent state. reasonable reason to miss today's EU seminar. haha.. i've got to be hardworking! just for a few weeks.. all the best to all who are having exams soon..

p/s: linie, look at these photos. i really went to the library to study. not to enjoy the air-con..

Congratulations..

2007-03-11T13:55:00.000+01:00

congratulations to you both on your graduation and engagement.

wish you both happiness and have a wonderful life..

i'll see you both soon..

Bristol 2006

2007-03-10T20:06:00.001+01:00

Strongest Dad In The World

2007-03-10T17:17:00.000+01:00

Strongest Dad In The World
I was just browsing through Alan's blog and there was a post which really caught my eyes. Am touched with the unconditional love between Dick Hoyt and his son, Rick. So, I'm just going to cut and paste the story from Alan's blog. Bro, hope you don't mind and not going to sue me or something. Hehe.. Here you go..

Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in Marathons. Eight times he's not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a Wheelchair but also towed him 2.4 miles in a dinghy while swimming and Pedaled him 112 miles in a seat on the handlebars--all in the same day. Dick's also pulled him cross-country skiing, taken him on his back Mountain climbing and once hauled him across the U.S. On a bike. Makes Taking your son bowling look a little lame, right?

And what has Rick done for his father? Not much--except save his life.This love story began in Winchester , Mass. , 43 years ago, when Rick Was strangled by the umbilical cord during birth, leaving him Brain-damaged and unable to control his limbs.

"He'll be a vegetable the rest of his life;'' Dick says doctors told him And his wife, Judy, when Rick was nine months old. ``Put him in an Institution.''

But the Hoyts weren't buying it. They noticed the way Rick's eyes Followed them around the room. When Rick was 11 they took him to the Engineering department at Tufts University and asked if there was Anything to help the boy communicate. ``No way,'' Dick says he was told. ``There's nothing going on in his brain.''

"Tell him a joke,'' Dick countered. They did. Rick laughed. Turns out a Lot was going on in his brain. Rigged up with a computer that allowed Him to control the cursor by touching a switch with the side of his Head, Rick was finally able to communicate. First words? ``Go Bruins!''

And after a high school classmate was paralyzed in an accident and the School organized a charity run for him, Rick pecked out, ``Dad, I want To do that.''

Yeah, right. How was Dick, a self-described ``porker'' who never ran More than a mile at a time, going to push his son five miles? Still, he Tried. ``Then it was me who was handicapped,'' Dick says. ``I was sore For two weeks.''

That day changed Rick's life. ``Dad,'' he typed, ``when we were running, It felt like I wasn't disabled anymore!'' And that sentence changed Dick's life. He became obsessed with giving Rick that feeling as often as he could. He got into such hard-belly Shape that he and Rick were ready to try the 1979 Boston Marathon.

``No way,'' Dick was told by a race official. The Hoyts weren't quite a Single runner, and they weren't quite a wheelchair competitor. For a few Years Dick and Rick just joined the massive field and ran anyway, then They found a way to get into the race Officially: In 1983 they ran another marathon so fast they made the Qualifying time for Boston the following year.

Then somebody said, ``Hey, Dick, why not a triathlon?''
How's a guy who never learned to swim and hadn't ridden a bike since he Was six going to haul his 110-pound kid through a triathlon? Still, Dick Tried.

Now they've done 212 triathlons, including four grueling 15-hour Ironmans in Hawaii . It must be a buzzkill to be a 25-year-old stud Getting passed by an old guy towing a grown man in a dinghy, don't you Think?

Hey, Dick, why not see how you'd do on your own? ``No way,'' he says. Dick does it purely for ``the awesome feeling'' he gets seeing Rick with A cantaloupe smile as they run, swim and ride together.

This year, at ages 65 and 43, Dick and Rick finished their 24th Boston Marathon, in 5,083rd place out of more than 20,000 starters. Their best Time? Two hours, 40 minutes in 1992--only 35 minutes off the world Record, which, in case you don't keep track of these things, happens to Be held by a guy who was not pushing another man in a wheelchair at the Time.

``No question about it,'' Rick types. ``My dad is the Father of the Century.''

And Dick got something else out of all this too. Two years ago he had a Mild heart attack during a race. Doctors found that one of his arteries Was 95% clogged. ``If you hadn't been in such great shape,'' One doctor told him, ``you probably would've died 15 years ago.'' So, in a way, Dick and Rick saved each other's life.

Rick, who has his own apartment (he gets home care) and works in Boston, and Dick, retired from the military and living in Holland, Mass. , always find ways to be together. They give speeches around the country and compete in some backbreaking race every weekend, including this Father's Day.

That night, Rick will buy his dad dinner, but the thing he really wants to give him is a gift he can never buy.

``The thing I'd most like,'' Rick types, ``is that my dad sit in the chair and I push him once.''

And the video is below....

First Entry

2007-03-10T16:23:00.000+01:00

i don't know why i created a blog. i guess it's because most of my friends have one?! i really shouldn't be doing this now. i've got loads of uni work and exams are just a couple of months away. i haven't really started revision yet. i just kept on procastinating. i just cant find the motivation to do anything.

anyway, i'm not good in writing. so it's going to be more photos than words.